Hi, this is Beth. Did you read the post called: Toilet humour? If not not, you should before you read this. It's one of mom's most popular posts.
Read it? OK.
The poem "Sam, Sam the Lavatory Man" is actually a song that you learn at camps. It's just one of those songs that camp councillors teach you. Laura and I went to a camp with our Girl Guide troop, and our camp councillor taught us the song. Of course, we already had memorized the words, but now it's put to a tune that I can annoy my friends with (especially if I sing it really loud over and over again).
I like to suck on lemons and drink rhubarb juice.
Sorry about that. I just wanted to confuse people who are reading this. What I said was:
I like to suck on lemons and drink rhubarb juice. :)
Actually I didn't have the smiley face on the first time. I just added it right now.