This is what we found in the back seat of our designated touring vehicle.
Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,
Chief inspector of the outhouse can.
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towel,
Listen to the rumble of the human bowel.
Deep down beneath the ground
Look at all the turdies just floating around.
Sam, Sam, the lavatory man
Picking up the poopies with his own bare hands.
I did not write that. It looks like it was written by the driver's daughter. Beth thought it worthy of memorization and I'm sure she shared it with her friends at school today. I just wanted to share the discovery with you.
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